10. Your colleagues need a reason to think you're crazy cool.

9. Having a musician play while sitting on their stool is b-o-r-i-n-g, if not downright disgusting.

8. Your previously favorite band doesn't play the guitar with violin bows, painted cardboard tubes or anything else within reach.

7. Some people may agree that a "blip" is a red flashing dot on a radar screen. Others may disagree, that the dot is green. But we're "The Blips," and we're blippin' on the scene.

6. You totally wish you could be wearing Hieronymous' jester hat, or BeBe's über-hot black sparkle shades and Harlequin pantyhose.

5. The band you always hire doesn't even own a Theremin, let alone play one with blippy wands, puppets or the neck of a guitar.

4. What other band could you hire that stars in their own Full-Length Feature Film, "The Blips' Out-Of-This-World Adventure?"

3. Only BeBe can play electric guitar on songs like "Muscle of Love" while looking cuter than a button and not at all skanky.

2. If you don't get them first, your ultra-competitive neighbor/top-notch braggart of a district manager will, then laud it over you.

And the #1 Reason to have The Blips perform at your next event...

1. DJs are SO previous century, plus they don't come with Blip voices, a costume designer or that unpretentious, otherworldly je ne sais quoi.